A blog is not One Big Thing. Many people say my blog is worth reading.
They are probably wrong: I have had many popular essays. But for every
“hit,” I have had an outrageous number of misses. If you read
everything I wrote starting in 2004 to now, you’d be amazed I get any
work in this industry. What people mean is, my good stuff is worth
reading.
There are so many things I love about this review, but mostly it’s a caution to anyone who thinks Dwight from The Office is fictionalized.
For the record, this is the book in question, and I had a copy of it a few years ago. I’ve never been killed or captured on a battlefield. Of course, I’ve read more than this book.
ALT/1977: WE ARE NOT TIME TRAVELERS on the Behance Network:
“What would you do if you could travel back in time? Assassinate Marilyn Monroe? Go on a date with Hitler? Obviously. But here’s what I’d do after that: grab all the modern technology I could find, take it to the late 70’s, superficially redesign it all to blend in, start a consumer electronics company to unleash it upon the world, then sit back as I rake in billions, trillions, or even millions of dollars.”
Couples Retreat Jerk-Off Case Thrown Out of Court, But Not Before Being Funny: “Though she’d signed a complete release on the picture ten years ago, this case was to be built upon her supposed lack of awareness that the image would ever be used in a ‘quasi-pornographic context.’ It was a picture of her in a bikini, so she’d have to be particularly naive to think it could never be seen as a sexualised”






